have i mentioned lately that i'm shameless

[connike]

 THE SICK DAY MEME

RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from there!

Comments

[conciliates]

Do not be ridiculous, Rose. None of the returned results in your Earth Google said any such thing. [ she huffs, though it's half-hearted, and then points to the thermometer. ] Now, your temperature, if you please.

[restitchtime]

That's why it's a secret. If you have to ask you're not supposed to know anyway. [she raises an eyebrow, then spins the thermometer in her fingers before shooting Kanaya a very pointed look]

Not happening.

[conciliates]

And why is that? Do you suffer from some sort of mercury-permeated heat-gauge-based trauma?

[restitchtime]

Actually I suffer from an intolerable fussbudget based trauma. You hovering around here is just triggering it and making this illness even worse on me. [look how serious she is. so serious. the most serious ever.]

[conciliates]

Oh dear. Then it seems today will be a day for overcoming emotional hurdles.

[restitchtime]

Sorry, but my schedule's way too full to be penciling in leaping over mental blocks. You'll have to come back some other time.

[conciliates]

Ah yes, I can see you have your fair share of groaning, moping, coughing, hacking and snot-producing, all while horizontally positioned, already cut out for you. It's a wonder you found the time to be speaking with me at all.

[restitchtime]

Hey, everybody makes mistakes now and then. I'm going to have to push all that back significantly now to deal with this; I hope you appreciate the effort I'm putting forth to bitch at you.

[conciliates]

I absolutely do. Now kindly stick the heat-gauge in your orifice of choice so that I may have a moment of peace.

[restitchtime]

Actually I think I'm going to interpret moment of peace differently than you and just have a nap. Makes things easier for everyone that way. [good to know that being sick doesn't make her any less difficult to deal with]

[conciliates]

To my understanding, rest is as important a factor towards the physical recovery of humans as it is for trolls, so you might as well go and do that. I hope you realize I'll still be here when you wake up, though.

[restitchtime]

Doubt that. I made sure to take some pills for the pain, so you ought to be taken care of in an hour or so.

[conciliates]

Yes, it would be quite convenient for you if all that was needed to banish me from your surroundings were an orally-consumable chemical substance, wouldn't it? Tragically, my presence is not so easily exorcised.

[restitchtime]

Sure it is. All I have to do is close my eyes and wait for someone that looks vaguely upset pass by on the street and you'll go running out after them. Easy as that.

[conciliates]

I think that's a slight overestimation of my meddling nature, Rose.

[restitchtime]

You've technically cut through the barriers of the universe just to take my temperature, Fussbudget. What I said is an underestimation at best.

[conciliates]

[ a shrug ] Perhaps, but I feel no stronger inclination to help distraught passersby than the average person. I prioritize, you know.

[restitchtime]

Trying to make me feel special isn't going to make me more cooperative, you know. It's good to hear that you're not indiscriminately trying to preserve paradox space's emotional state, though.

[conciliates]

Oh, I know. I've long since learned that the only way to get you to cooperate would involve knocking you unconscious, and that is a method from which I'd really rather abstain.

[restitchtime]

Yeah? That's too bad, it'd remind me of when I was little.

[conciliates]

[ the corner of her lips tugs downwards ] Unfortunately, I'm not here to serve as your surrogate lusus.

[restitchtime]

Good thing, too - having to wear sunglasses all the time would probably kill your delicate fashion sensibilities.

[conciliates]

Especially ones so ridiculously pointy, yes.

[restitchtime]

Out of all the things wrong with our shades you take offense to them being pointy? Christ.

[conciliates]

Well, it's not that there's anything fundamentally wrong with sunglasses as an accessory, per se, so long as they accompany the correct outfit. It's simply difficult for me to envision an outfit that would be considered "correct" in coalescence with such comically shaped shades.