have i mentioned lately that i'm shameless

[connike]

 THE SICK DAY MEME

RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from there!

Comments

[restitchtime]

Because the fucker keeps bringing them back in whenever I chuck them out the window.

[conciliates]

Ah.

At least put them in neater piles?

[restitchtime]

Why bother? I'm just going to throw them out again later.

[conciliates]

Wouldn't it be more effective to put them all in a single concentrated spot where they won't penetrate your field of vision and thus have their existence become easier to forget about?

[restitchtime]

Not really. That makes it look like I'm picking up after the bastard.

[conciliates]

But in a way, it'd also make it look like you've conquered the endless cycle of sword-dumping-and-chucking.

[restitchtime]

Not really. Getting the damn things to stay out of the place permanently would mean I'd won.

[conciliates]

How likely do you think that is?

[restitchtime]

Couldn't say. I see time, not the future.

[conciliates]

Well, obtaining victory by ways of elusive passive-aggressiveness seems like it'd be your kind of thing, but I wish you luck on your sword-chucking endeavors regardless.

[restitchtime]

I'm not being passive-aggressive. [she sounds pretty irritated by the mere thought of that]

[conciliates]

Not by this particular act, no. I'd say it's pretty straightforwardly aggressive. Hence my expression of mild surprise.

[restitchtime]

There's nothing surprising about it. If I think somebody's a piece of shit, I want them to know.

[conciliates]

... I suppose.

[restitchtime]

Dancing around the subject just means you've got no excuse to stop subjecting yourself to their company. It's not rocket science.

[conciliates]

I never really got it, either. It's kind of fun, though.

[restitchtime]

It's a load of bullshit, that's what it is.

[conciliates]

...

[ cautiously points at Squiddle shirt... ]

[restitchtime]

[looks down at it. back up to Kanaya.] What?

[conciliates]

Are you telling me that your habit of wearing it is completely passive-aggressiveness and irony-free?

[restitchtime]

Of course. It's a fucking shirt, attaching that much importance to it is stupid. [hahaha Rose your hypocrisy is showing...]

[conciliates]

Then the reason you've worn it every day that I've seen you for is, as a matter of fact, due to a heinously limited wardrobe alone?

[restitchtime]

I've got better things to spend my money on. There's enough clothes in my closet to keep me happy.

[conciliates]

I'm bringing along a new wardrobe with me the next time I visit, you realize.

[restitchtime]

So long as you realize I'll never wear any of it.