meidos

[connike]

✩ S.O.S FROM THE MAID STAR! ✩
( taken (with love) from the lovely Sarah )

THE PREMISE:
for those too lazy/not inclined to watch the video

1) The Maid Star is in terrible distress! A mysterious disease is taking over, and if it's not stopped, every maid will perish! What's the cure to this mysterious disease? Why, it's your tender kiss! You've been brought to the Maid Star (a paradise with whatever location you desire) to spread "medicine." Of course, even if it's life or death, some maids may be fussy... it's up to you to win them over!

2) Post with your character, and in the subject line put their name, canon, any preferences you have, and if they will be a maid or a master.

3) There's two options here: If you just want to play, then this can be the character's first meeting. If you want to play with existing character relations, then the maid character is hypnotized into believing the story of the Maid Star is true. This hypnotism, as all good hypnotism, is broken after the *~healing kiss~*.

4) Of course, we're just using the term "maid" for convenience's sake. "Maids" and "Masters" can be either gender, in any gender pair, and maids have the option of butler clothing.

Comments

[cilantro]

[YOU DRAGGED ME INTO THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE THE ONE TO DECIDE OUR FATES FURTHER

That's...kind of an unusual taste to experience upon walking in, especially considering you're a grown man in a frilly uniform. So after a brief second of hesitation he approaches.]

Erm, Emmet? [He's pretty sure it's Emmet, since this is the first time he's seen him not wearing the normal subway uniform] Why are you dressed like that?

[juiceboxes]

[ Emmet perks up instantly. ] Master! [ If he were a dog, he would have a little tail wagging away. But he is Emmet, and he is not a dog! He's still very excited, though! ]

I am a maid, and you are my master, Cilan!

[cilantro]

[What. If this was an anime he'd probably have one of those comical sweatdrops in place.]

Is...is that right...

[juiceboxes]

That's right! What does master want Emmet to do?

[cilantro]

Well... [This is kinda awkward, Cilan shouldn't be the one giving orders to the Subway Masters! He looks down to the floor where Emmet has been sweeping.] It seems the floor already has a spotless and immaculate taste to it now thanks to your dutiful cleaning, so you can stop now if you'd like...

[juiceboxes]

Okay! [ He leans the broom against the wall, smiling away. ]

[cilantro]

[Good, good...] Ah, if you don't mind my asking, what brought on this desire to act as a maid? [Evidently someone hasn't heard about the maid disease just yet...]

[juiceboxes]

Ehh? I've always been a maid! [ hypnotism whee ]

[cilantro]

Always? [Wow screw you hypnotism, you're just making us even more confused here.] Odd, I don't quite remember you having such a taste before now...

[juiceboxes]

[ He shakes his head. ] I have always been a maid at the maid subway!

[cilantro]

[Maid subway? Is it a different part of the underground railway he wasn't aware of having existed until now?? ...Okay no, of course not, that's not even logically possible. As if someone as big a train geek as Cilan wouldn't have figured out the layout of this place by now]

I see...strange, I'd think this would be a flavor one wouldn't forget about so easily. [And then he seems to switch tracks ever so slightly] In any case, how are you today? I imagine that you would be in perfect health if you're able to work today, right? [Maybe Emmet was under the weather and having some sort of fever-induced delusion? Or maybe Cilan was the one having a strange dream about Emmet and maids, who knows.]

[juiceboxes]

I am fine! Except I am sick and dying. [ ... what ]

[cilantro]

[...What. Was that supposed to be a joke or something?]

Wh-what?! That's not a "fine" taste to have at all! How...why would you think that you're going to die?

[juiceboxes]

I have a disease! [ ... emmet........................ ]

[cilantro]

[...EMMET........]

Well, what kind of disease? And besides, if you're really that sick, you should be at a hospital...

[You know, instead of being here and dressing up as a maid and sweeping.]

[juiceboxes]

I am Emmet, and I will die if I don't get the cure! [ EMMET ]

[cilantro]

[EMMET THIS ISN'T SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY SO CASUALLY!

He might be grabbing your arm now in the event he should start dragging you to the nearest hospital. And maybe to keep himself calm because...asgdahskal no, Emmet cannot die, that's just wrong. He's gonna hope that you're just exaggerating a bit here.]

Look, I promise you won't die, so please just tell me what's wrong and I'll help take care of it. What kind of cure do you need for it? [Please tell him that you just have a cold and could use some tea or something...]

[juiceboxes]

[ He stares at his arm, and then at Cilan. ] I need a kiss from my master!

[cilantro]

[Oh, well if that's all you......wait, what.]

A...kiss? I don't understand... [YOU'RE JUST CONFUSING US FURTHER HERE EMMET...]

[juiceboxes]

Does master not know what a kiss is?

[cilantro]

[asdgfahk emmet not only are you confusing us, you're making us feel so flustered and awkward to even be having this conversation with you]

Of...of course I know what a kiss is... [he's trying...very hard to remain neutral even though emmet basically just implied he wanted cilan to kiss him ASDFGHJKL] What I meant was--I mean, how would that help keep you from dying of an illness?

[juiceboxes]

I don't know! But I need a kiss!

[cilantro]

[He loosens his grip on your arm a little, as he can't help but still sound a little skeptical here.]

Emmet, if this is just a joke, then it's in rather poor taste...

[But...he's pretty sure that Emmet wouldn't joke about something like potentially dying, so...]

[juiceboxes]

Ehh? I am not joking! [ YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIM?! ]

[cilantro]

[times when Taku hates the fact that Cilan can be such a skeptic: this is one of those times]

... [I-It's not that he doesn't believe that Emmet's trying to be honest here, it's just hard to believe that there's a disease out there that causes you to act like a maid and will kill you unless you kiss someone. :|b] ...You're absolutely sure this isn't just a joke?