meidos

[connike]

✩ S.O.S FROM THE MAID STAR! ✩
( taken (with love) from the lovely Sarah )

THE PREMISE:
for those too lazy/not inclined to watch the video

1) The Maid Star is in terrible distress! A mysterious disease is taking over, and if it's not stopped, every maid will perish! What's the cure to this mysterious disease? Why, it's your tender kiss! You've been brought to the Maid Star (a paradise with whatever location you desire) to spread "medicine." Of course, even if it's life or death, some maids may be fussy... it's up to you to win them over!

2) Post with your character, and in the subject line put their name, canon, any preferences you have, and if they will be a maid or a master.

3) There's two options here: If you just want to play, then this can be the character's first meeting. If you want to play with existing character relations, then the maid character is hypnotized into believing the story of the Maid Star is true. This hypnotism, as all good hypnotism, is broken after the *~healing kiss~*.

4) Of course, we're just using the term "maid" for convenience's sake. "Maids" and "Masters" can be either gender, in any gender pair, and maids have the option of butler clothing.

Comments

[cilantro]

[...EMMET........]

Well, what kind of disease? And besides, if you're really that sick, you should be at a hospital...

[You know, instead of being here and dressing up as a maid and sweeping.]

[juiceboxes]

I am Emmet, and I will die if I don't get the cure! [ EMMET ]

[cilantro]

[EMMET THIS ISN'T SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY SO CASUALLY!

He might be grabbing your arm now in the event he should start dragging you to the nearest hospital. And maybe to keep himself calm because...asgdahskal no, Emmet cannot die, that's just wrong. He's gonna hope that you're just exaggerating a bit here.]

Look, I promise you won't die, so please just tell me what's wrong and I'll help take care of it. What kind of cure do you need for it? [Please tell him that you just have a cold and could use some tea or something...]

[juiceboxes]

[ He stares at his arm, and then at Cilan. ] I need a kiss from my master!

[cilantro]

[Oh, well if that's all you......wait, what.]

A...kiss? I don't understand... [YOU'RE JUST CONFUSING US FURTHER HERE EMMET...]

[juiceboxes]

Does master not know what a kiss is?

[cilantro]

[asdgfahk emmet not only are you confusing us, you're making us feel so flustered and awkward to even be having this conversation with you]

Of...of course I know what a kiss is... [he's trying...very hard to remain neutral even though emmet basically just implied he wanted cilan to kiss him ASDFGHJKL] What I meant was--I mean, how would that help keep you from dying of an illness?

[juiceboxes]

I don't know! But I need a kiss!

[cilantro]

[He loosens his grip on your arm a little, as he can't help but still sound a little skeptical here.]

Emmet, if this is just a joke, then it's in rather poor taste...

[But...he's pretty sure that Emmet wouldn't joke about something like potentially dying, so...]

[juiceboxes]

Ehh? I am not joking! [ YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIM?! ]

[cilantro]

[times when Taku hates the fact that Cilan can be such a skeptic: this is one of those times]

... [I-It's not that he doesn't believe that Emmet's trying to be honest here, it's just hard to believe that there's a disease out there that causes you to act like a maid and will kill you unless you kiss someone. :|b] ...You're absolutely sure this isn't just a joke?

[juiceboxes]

I am Emmet, and I do not joke!

[cilantro]

[...sigh. Maybe it would just be better to accept that this is part of an odd dream he's having because really, what's the likelihood of getting the chance to actually kiss a Subway Master, right?? ;///;]

...In that case, is there a specific type of kiss needed? [Like are we talking just on the cheek or potentially fullblown "kyaaa" levels of doki here.]

[juiceboxes]

On the lips! [ He taps Cilan's for emphasis. can't let you get away with something innocent taku ]

[cilantro]

[ffffff no of course you couldn't connie, why did I even bother asking

wow emmet you are steadily dominating the list of people that can successfully render him speechless for a moment before he's able to answer]

Then... [breathe, remember, this is just a dream, so...] ...Could you lean down a little?

[since you're taller than us and what is this why are we about to do this]

[juiceboxes]

[ He leans down obediently, a smile on his face. Weeeeeeeeell? ]

[cilantro]

[Oh wow he's a lot closer now, though that's obviously to be expected. Well then, since it's now apparently KISSING TAIMU...

After a second or two Cilan, who still has a slight hold on your arm, will be leaning closer to give a nice (but relatively chaste) kiss on the lips~!]

[juiceboxes]

[ OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME

IT'S KISSING TIME

Emmet is gentle, but taking the opportunity to wrap an arm around Cilan. Cutest master! ]

[cilantro]

[Cutest master indeed~! Very "good taste" too... /shot

Though, when it came to kissing (or reasons for kissing somebody to be exact) Cilan had sort of expected something different (...not that he fantasized about this before all the time or anything like that) and a little more normal than these circumstances. To put in terms of casting in a movie or a play, with Emmet in this case as the lead and having done something heroic and with Cilan as...erm, for lack of a better archetype, the swooning love interest of sorts. Or vice versa, even. He was not expecting a kiss to happen while one of them was dressed as a maid and claiming to die from a possibly fake disease, but hey, part of that at least fell somewhere close in line to most soap opera fantasies.

He'd probably say something silly right about now about this but...well, kind of in the middle of still kissing Emmet here so that will have to be saved for later? Or after he wakes up...which usually happens by now with these sort of dreams...right?]

[juiceboxes]

[ Emmet will eventually pull away (but not too far away), a bright smile on his face.

The first thing that he says? ] Cilan's lips are soft! I like kissing Cilan. [ ... yep. ]

[cilantro]

[asdgasjak Emmet, quit finding ways to make me have to break out this icon again by which I mean keep at it]

W-well, I should certainly hope so... [Gosh he might have actually been crushed if Emmet had said something otherwise to the contrary... ;///;]

[juiceboxes]

[ He gives Cilan a quick kiss on the cheek before releasing him and twirling (yes, twirling) away from him. ] I feel better now!

[cilantro]

[Kyaaa must resist urges to introduce our hand to our cheek and for gods sake stop thinking like a teenage girl already]

Happy to hear it, so...please do try to keep your health at a more suitable taste from now on, alright? [No more threats of potentially dying please...]