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[connike]

a public sex meme
♡ comment with your character and any preferences
♡ rng for a location, if inspiration's needed ↓ or come up with your own scenario!
♡ be wild and free


locations.
1. on public transportation

2. a parking lot/garage

3. an elevator

4. a public bathroom

5. a movie theater

6. at work/school

7. a dressing room

8. a park

9. a beach

10. a sauna/hot springs

11. a pool

12. a library

13. an open field

14. a ferris wheel

15. a rooftop

16. an alleyway

17. a patio/balcony

18. a restaurant/cafe

19. a bar/night club

20. an abandoned building

21. in a tent

22. in someone else's bed

Comments

[abnormalizes]

Sometimes! If they're cool enough libraries and the book's considered culturally significant.

[Also porn logic!]

[wanderslime]

I really underestimated libraries! I get why you like them now.

So, what are you gonna do with a book like that?

[abnormalizes]

I'm going to read it and look at all the sex positions and see if there are any ones that look fun that I haven't tried before! And then I'm going to find a very cute slime and ask her to fuck me in them.

[wanderslime]

Oh. Oh! That's why you brought me!

[That changes things!]

Let's hurry up and find it so we can go home and try it out! [As if she can even wait that long.]

[abnormalizes]

Yep! You're an important part of the process. The most important part actually.

[She's so cute... Evangeline also is not going to be that patient.]

Let's see... it's probably in the 300s? That's where I'd put it if I were sorting it. [Social sciences.]

[wanderslime]

[A brief timeskip gets us past the most asinine parts of Lalu learning about the Dewey Decimal System.

Lalu reaches up, using her slime powers to extend her arm and pluck a book from a high shelf.]

Hey, I think this is it! Kama Something, right?

[abnormalizes]

[The benefits of having a stretchy friend when you are 5'2".]

Oh, it is! Good job, I'd never have been able to reach that on my own.

[wanderslime]

[Opening it up to a random page.]

Whoa, this thing isn't messing around! Some of these positions seem like they'd break something, if I had bones.

[And handing it over.] Here ya go!

[abnormalizes]

Oh, really?

[Looking at the page she'd opened it to...] Wow. I wouldn't have guessed that was even possible for humans.

[wanderslime]

[Reading over her shoulder:] Seems like most of these are for a guy and a girl. Should I be a guy for it? Or at least get a dick.

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, that would be a thing with older books, I forgot. Well, if you don't mind, I'm happy to get dicked down by you.

[wanderslime]

All right!

[With a moment's concentration, Lalu reconfigures her body... and a green, slimy new appendage pops out of the front of her raincoat. She could be more subtle about it, but frankly, she's horny.]

Which one do you wanna try out?

[abnormalizes]

Let's see, let's see... Oh, here's a standing one we could do against a wall? And I wrap one leg around your waist.

-Probably should do a wall and not a bookcase. Especially if we're going to be energetic about it.

[No one wants to knock over a bookcase during library sex, that's just rude.]

[wanderslime]

All righty!

[Getting away from the bookcases, because her next move is to throw off her raincoat. A bikini is not sufficient protection to keep from ruining books with slime!]

Get your pants off and let's give this a shot! [Without waiting for that, Lalu undoes the lower half of her swimsuit, letting it drop between her legs. She's never been one for subtlety.]

[abnormalizes]

[Subtlety is for other people! Evangeline pulls off her pants and underwear and drops them on the library floor before settling her back against a wall.]

Ready when you are.