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[Oh good, that makes this slightly less awkward...or more awkward? He's just as equally dumbfounded by this and it takes a moment for him to say something.]
Ah... [...wow, come on self, focus.] This is a highly unusual taste, even by my standards of things that I've seen happen before...
[ Despite being a girl, Ingo is still frowning, so that is, at least, still familiar. Also his sideburns(??) are still as apparent as ever....]
Yes, this is an extremely uncanny destination. [And, as he looks down worriedly at his shoes, and back up at Cilan, he asks:] How did you walk in these, before?
[Even with frowning and sideburns you'd still be considered pretty...uh, wait what.]
Oh, well... [A slight pause as he manages to focus on that for a second rather than continuing to stare at Ingo.] Firstly, you have to take smaller strides, of course--perhaps pretending you're walking on a straight line would help. Secondly... [looking down at your shoes, trying to gauge how many inches those heels actually have] You have to walk heel to toe, not toe to heel. While it might be tempting to put your whole foot down at once, don’t do it – it makes your walk look strange when you’re wearing high shoes. Instead, put your heel down first, followed by your toe. This will give you more balance and make your stride have a more natural edge to it...
[...Don't judge him, he just knows things okay. ^^;;]
It's okay, Cilan's not really that good at it either since he's only had...two occasions to wear heels so far--and the second time he was secure in the knowledge that you would have likely helped keep him from tripping over something. He instinctively holds a steadying arm out to keep you from falling flat on your face.]
Don't worry, no one's ever perfect at it the first time. Even things like this take some practice to get used to... [Though one should probably hope that this isn't a permanent thing to have to get used to, right? ^^;;]
[That's a bit of an odd question to answer, there... Maybe it's just your now-girl hormones talking, Miss Chilena. no homo.]
Whoa--! [She pauses to laugh at her deeper voice, then laughs harder at how her laugh sounds. These shorts are kind of tight but THEY CAN WAIT, OKAY, GOTTA GET OVER THE HILARIOUS WEIRDNESS FIRST]
[ Though his hands stop moving, they don't move away from his chest. ] Yeah, it's me!
[ ... Okay, one hand moves, but that's to point down to her shorts. ] You okay, Hilda? [ god those look incredibly uncomfortable for a guy to be wearing ]
[Something like this? Unless Sakuya's a birdie, in which case it's probably hard to tell until he opens his beak. Or you have bird-gender-sensing powers. (Hiyobro?!)
She can braid her own hair perfectly well, thanks. No help needed...!]
And he knows this. Things are there that aren't normally there, and... other... things are missing. Gotta take a deep breath here and find a place to hide before anybody sees him sdgasdfagsfd-]
[ Unfortunately, hiding won't get him (her?) very far this time. ] Ruby? [ Norman is very much a woman right now, and although it concerns him greatly the... state of his son, for a lack of a better term, is more important. ]
But! [Okay okay fine. Deep breath in, annnnnd sighing.] Right... sorry. You can't blame me for reacting the way I did though.
[You know. Because you are you, minus a Y chromosome. That just doesn't work. You may have even had an extra Y in there, it would explain some things...]
[HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT YOU'RE A TEENAGE GIRL SO HERE'S MY AUTOGRAPHED CARD MAYBE- okay no, no autographed cards yet, but you know what I mean.]
Why! What is a beautiful young lady like you doing in a dreadful place such as this?
[... It's probably not that dreadful, all things considered, but it wouldn't be fun without some overdramatic statements. AND GOD EUSINE STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUNG TEENS WHAT THE HELL]
[/SHOULDERGRAB!!! Eusine is alas oblivious to all kinds of awk and is completely unable to detect your ABSCOND vibes. SUCKS TO BE YOU.]
Allow me to accompany you, then! I would feel terrible, should something happen to you while you were walking alone in deserted streets!
[Eusine do you do you even realize how wrong that sounds the fact it keeps happening in romance novels and the dashing hero always swoops in to save the day does not make it an okay thing to say
Also most people have murderbeats to protect them anyway]
[And the sooner he's home, the sooner he can hole himself in his room where no one, especially persistent sparkly caped strangers, can bother him :l. He'll mourn his loss of his Y chromosome in peace.]
GOD RI LERN2SPELL THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL "WORST"
I-I knew it, of course! I was just checking if you were paying attention!
[hey he's a legendary expert okay, he likes discovering stuff about legends from other regions too also hoenn's weather is nice also totally contests the day he legit learns about them]
[Who knows, Ruby. Pokémon experts gotta stick together! And you live right next to one. ... But he's not a prof, so no, he doesn't actually know Birch. This doesn't mean he wouldn't talk to him if the occasion presented itself though. B) YOU ARE SAFE... FOR NOW.]
I only just arrived. A traveller from Kanto, here to learn more about Hoenn's fascinating legends!
["For now" needs to become for-ever. Plz do not be talking to professor tacky shorts and sandals. kthnx]
Hoenn's "fascinating" legendary pokemon, huh? Well I don't know if they're 'fascinating' more than they are 'terrifying'. You didn't hear about the disaster??
[It's...gender-bendingtime? GOSH I DON'T EVEN KNOW, THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD. If there was a good thing out of this, at least now he actually has the chest for passing off as Elesa if ever wanted to try that again...which is really not his first priority one should be thinking about right now.
or he's a very confused bystander to this madness, your call]
Cress? [Oh god his(her?) voice is a little higher than normal ahjfakh this is embarrassing and how do we explain this. He(she???) gives a slightly awkward laugh, just...trying to remain calm and not have a freak out or something...] This is, erm, rather unexpected...
[He places a hand over his...no longer flat chest in thought though thankfully not groping it like Chili up above here god bro try to have some decency about it] It's a very different taste than what I'm used to, that much I can say for sure...
Then at least there's that. [Look at the bright side, you're not in pain!! cress honestly isn't surprised by his crassness. JUST TO BE EXPECTED OF CHILI... SIGH.] Of course, it is a... ah, sudden adjustment.
Er, I'll... do my best to accommodate for you while this lasts. [but what if it lasts FOREVER.] Shall we find you more fitting clothing?
Thank you, Cress. [Oh no, don't suggest this lasting forever, we don't know how we would deal with that. For now, Cilan will try to be think positively in that it's just a temporary fluke of some kind...] And yes, that's probably the best course of action to take for now.
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Subway Boss Ingo → Pokemon BW
Or a very confused witness.]
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Ah...Ingo? [wow what are we even supposed to say.
also do you want us to be a girl for this too]bno subject
WHY IS HE TOP-HEAVY
ARE THESE HEELS?
HE CAN'T EVEN
In a moment of dumbfounded silence, he looks questioningly over to (still male) Cilan.]
Er... Cilan. I... [this isn't crossdressing. ????] I'm afraid I.. don't know what is going on.
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Ah... [...wow, come on self, focus.] This is a highly unusual taste, even by my standards of things that I've seen happen before...
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Yes, this is an extremely uncanny destination. [And, as he looks down worriedly at his shoes, and back up at Cilan, he asks:] How did you walk in these, before?
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Oh, well... [A slight pause as he manages to focus on that for a second rather than continuing to stare at Ingo.] Firstly, you have to take smaller strides, of course--perhaps pretending you're walking on a straight line would help. Secondly... [looking down at your shoes, trying to gauge how many inches those heels actually have] You have to walk heel to toe, not toe to heel. While it might be tempting to put your whole foot down at once, don’t do it – it makes your walk look strange when you’re wearing high shoes. Instead, put your heel down first, followed by your toe. This will give you more balance and make your stride have a more natural edge to it...
[...Don't judge him, he just knows things okay. ^^;;]
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Having asked the question in the first place, he's not about to judge. Don't worry.]
I... see... [one wobbly step forward! yikes, aaaah, how does Elesa (and Cilan, hell) do this her heels are even higher than these....
(you should definitely offer assistance and hold her hand, cilan. TOTALLY.)]
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It's okay, Cilan's not really that good at it either since he's only had...two occasions to wear heels so far--and the second time he was secure in the knowledge that you would have likely helped keep him from tripping over something. He instinctively holds a steadying arm out to keep you from falling flat on your face.]
Don't worry, no one's ever perfect at it the first time. Even things like this take some practice to get used to... [Though one should probably hope that this isn't a permanent thing to have to get used to, right? ^^;;]
Hilda → Pokémon BW
and then she was HilbertWELL OKAY does she have to ditch the shorts now]no subject
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Whoa--! [She pauses to laugh at her deeper voice, then laughs harder at how her laugh sounds. These shorts are kind of tight but THEY CAN WAIT, OKAY, GOTTA GET OVER THE HILARIOUS WEIRDNESS FIRST]
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What the--? [ Chili stares at her, and then at himself... and then at his chest. Damn. That's a nice chest.
He gropes himself, trying not to grin too stupidly at how soft his breasts feel. ]
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[her voice is hilarious omg it's so low-- wait WHAT is Chili doing]
Dude, hold up there! I'm like-- right here! [Also you're weirdly attractive. You make a cuuute girl, even if you're squishing your own (big) boobs.]
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[ ... Okay, one hand moves, but that's to point down to her shorts. ] You okay, Hilda? [ god those look incredibly uncomfortable for a guy to be wearing ]
Sakuya Le Bel Shirogane | Hatoful Boyfriend
She can braid her own hair perfectly well, thanks. No help needed...!]
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Ryoji... might be adding a few more ribbons to the end. Whoops! (He's not very sorry, though.)]
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....She'll sit very still for him.
H-hmph.]
You'd better not be messing around with it, Mochizuki. [Don't put too many, Ryoji, or she might notice the weight difference...]
Ruby → Pokemon Special
And he knows this. Things are there that aren't normally there, and... other... things are missing. Gotta take a deep breath here and find a place to hide before anybody sees him sdgasdfagsfd-]
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AGSSFAFDGAFSGFGSDFG]
DAD?! [That is his dad, who is also a girl, and is also the least girly person he knows. Pointing and squeaking in disbelief.]
ignore how stupidly late i am omg my tagging speed has slowed down so much /)_(\
/pats :(!
[You know. Because you are you, minus a Y chromosome. That just doesn't work.
You may have even had an extra Y in there, it would explain some things...]WOW I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO TAG THIS HOURS AGO
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A TEENAGE GIRL
SO HERE'S MY AUTOGRAPHED CARD MAYBE- okay no, no autographed cards
yet, but you know what I mean.]Why! What is a beautiful young lady like you doing in a dreadful place such as this?
[... It's probably not that dreadful, all things considered, but it wouldn't be fun without some overdramatic statements.
AND GOD EUSINE STOP FLIRTING WITH YOUNG TEENS WHAT THE HELL]WORTH THE WAIT. BRB GETTING POPCORN FOR THIS.
!! But I'm not a-
[Waiiit a sec. Saying "I'm not a lady" probably would not go over well here. Forced smile.]
-ctually staying "in a place such as this" at all. I was just passing through, since I'm on my way home. So if you'll excuse me-
I'M JUST SO SLOW. SO VERY VERY SLOW (AND FORGETFUL)
Allow me to accompany you, then! I would feel terrible, should something happen to you while you were walking alone in deserted streets!
[Eusine do you
do you even realize how wrong that sounds
the fact it keeps happening in romance novels and the dashing hero always swoops in to save the day does not make it an okay thing to say
Also most people have murderbeats to protect them anyway]
BUT YOU ARE THE BEST TURTLE :(!
Ahaha, no, you really don't have to. I'll be fine! I wouldn't want to waste your time...
[And Ruby has ~:*SPARKLEBEASTS*:~, which can also double as murderbeasts; they're much worse than pepper spray. Beware Eusine.]
I THINK YOU MEAN THE SLOWEST
Or when Eusine is around. Same thing, really.]
No, no, I insist! I have all the time in the world.
[YEAH WELL
his murderbeasts are balls
your argument is invalid]
NOPE, I'M PRETTY SURE I SPELLED "BEST" RIGHT
Okay, but only because you're insisting so much.
[And the sooner he's home, the sooner he can hole himself in his room where no one
, especially persistent sparkly caped strangers,can bother him :l. He'll mourn his loss of his Y chromosome in peace.]GOD RI LERN2SPELL THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL "WORST"
[... He doesn't even wait for an answer, and sets off... in the wrong direction.
Oops?]
I'M THE SPELLING BEE QUEEEEEEEEEN >O! AND YOU ARE THE BEST TURTLE.
Erm, sir? My house is this way...
[Pointing! What are you even doing in Hoenn, Eusine? Here is not where the water beast you're looking for is.]
"BEE" ISNT EVEN HARD TO SPELL WTF /badumtsh
I-I knew it, of course! I was just checking if you were paying attention!
[hey he's a legendary expert okay, he likes discovering stuff about legends from other regions too
also hoenn's weather is nice
also totally contests the day he legit learns about them]no subject
[Please be a tourist who wouldn't know anyone who's familiar with his real gender-]
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... But he's not a prof, so no, he doesn't actually know Birch. This doesn't mean he wouldn't talk to him if the occasion presented itself though. B)
YOU ARE SAFE... FOR NOW.]
I only just arrived. A traveller from Kanto, here to learn more about Hoenn's fascinating legends!
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Hoenn's "fascinating" legendary pokemon, huh? Well I don't know if they're 'fascinating' more than they are 'terrifying'. You didn't hear about the disaster??
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[sweet arceus eusine you are insane]
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Uh-
[For this, he has to stop walking for a moment to just stare at Eusine in disbelief.
His hands may or may not be placed on his hips too.]No offense... but do you have a death wish or what?
Cilan | Pokemon Best Wishes
or he's a very confused bystander to this madness, your call]no subject
Big brother? [Should he call you sister??]
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It... doesn't hurt, does it? [ARE YOU OKAY BESIDES THE WHOLE "GIRL" THING]
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[He places a hand over his...no longer flat chest in thought
though thankfully not groping it like Chili up above here god bro try to have some decency about it] It's a very different taste than what I'm used to, that much I can say for sure...no subject
cress honestly isn't surprised by his crassness. JUST TO BE EXPECTED OF CHILI... SIGH.] Of course, it is a... ah, sudden adjustment.Er, I'll... do my best to accommodate for you while this lasts. [but what if it lasts FOREVER.] Shall we find you more fitting clothing?
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not here
and chest size clearly coordinates with other important sizes]no subject
Achilles ♎ Greek Mythology
America ✪ Axis Powers Hetalia
Hyacinthus || Greek Mythology
of course, he's rather horrified about it]
Knock Out | Transformer Prime