have i mentioned lately that i'm shameless

[connike]

 THE SICK DAY MEME

RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from there!

Comments

[hearticulate]

[He knows what's best, okay.]

Want me to bring you some, like, soup or some other contrived bullshit? I got the Pony shapes.

[Where does the irony end.]

[nakodiles]

Uh... sure. Why not. Sounds cool and I'm getting kinda hungry.

[ Oh, no, this is going to be a thing, today. But... it's COOL, right? So.. whatever, yeah, ponies. Okay. Awesome. ]

[hearticulate]

[Hell to the yes.

Dirk disappears for like five minutes. When he comes back he's got a little bowl, complete with a spoon whose handle is shaped into a unicorn.

He takes a seat near Dave.]

I know it's probably kind of a challenge for you to feed yourself at this dire-ass time in your life, so I'm willin' to do it for you.

[Is he serious. Who knows.]

[nakodiles]

[ Oh. Dear Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick. We are going full throttle irony today. This shit is cranked up to 11.

He keeps his cool face on, of course, as the second scion to the swag kingdom, and shimmies himself to sit up a little. ]

I think I can handle fucking spoon jutsu right now, Bro. I'm not that down yet.

[hearticulate]

You sure, dude?

[He has the spoon at the ready. Just giving Dave the blankest look.]