BABIES

[connike]

the babies meme

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tavros nitram | homestuck | god only knows how this happened

[uncertainty]

[ and here everyone hopes that the other parent is firmer than he is. ]

i'm just obligated to tag you at this point

[crab]

[ why do we have a grub, nitram.

why in fuck's asscrack.

karkat has it in his hands and is staring at it with such intensity the poor thing might vaporize. god, he thought he'd seen the back of adventures in grubsitting when he sent all you assholes plus himself off on meteors, IT WAS A DISTURBING EXPERIENCE, AS IS THIS SITUATION.

it doesn't have his bright candy red blood, though. that's a plus. it appears to have the same color blood as aradia. ]

What the fuck, Tavros. What the slimegargling unsanitary globenackering explicit fuck.

i will cherish every one

[uncertainty]

[ he really doesn't know.

he kind of really doesn't want to know.

this more or less goes against everything he's ever known and he's not even sure what you do with a grub. Other than maybe, probably, be really nice and gentle and just like Tinkerbull always was. Which actually might not have been the best way to raise him... all things considered.

Wait.

Can trolls raise grubs?

Is that something that can actually be done? ]

Don't, uh, look at me. [ REACHING OUT... and then dropping his hands down. And then, no, uh. Maybe, hmm. Oh god, Karkat please don't shake it or something he's pretty sure that's bad for them. ]

yes, good

[crab]

[ karkat doesn't know what to do with it either, other than give it the stink eye and be glad it's not crawling all over him with it's scratchy little grub legs, like a certain crop of other tiny little nightmares.

there aren't any meteors for it to ride into the past though, nor do there seem to be any lusii around... under normal circumstances that would mean culling the little creature, but karkat finds himself feeling pretty queasy even as the though crosses his mind. nope. definitely not.

he quits eyeing the grub when tavros reaches out for it though, and stares at his companion with equal intensity, before practically shoving it in his face. HERE, TAKE IT, DO SOMETHING WITH IT. ]

I'm going to look at you until I get some semblance of an explanation, asshole. How the everloathing hell did this happen when we don't have a fucking mother grub. [ did he forget one of the extra wrigglers? ]

[uncertainty]

[ Suddenly he has an arm full of grub and he's not sure what to do with it. The little claws latch into his shirt and he's looking down at a scared face full of fangs. Surprisingly, he's not all that scared - a grub at this point is practically more animal than troll, and animals aren't what keep him awake at night. He tucks one arm under the wriggling body, carefully keeping the hand within it's range of sight at all times, and drops one hand to gently rub the tuft of hair on its head. ]

I don't know! Should we maybe ask Kanaya...? [ he has to admit he's a little unnerved at the fact that the horns are more like, nubby protrusions from the sides of it's head. ] Maybe it's, some kind of miracle or [ a look at karkat's seething face has him shifting awkwardly. ] maybe, an anti-miracle. Uhh...