BABIES

[connike]

the babies meme

guidelines
→ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you may have.
→ Another character replies and suddenly you are a loving (??) couple with a child or multiple children!
→ Go from there! You can do literally whatever you want, from silly day-to-day domestic shenanigans to threads involving pregnancies to more serious topics. If you're short on ideas, you can look to other memes like The Domestic Meme or The Family Meme for inspiration.

Comments

[chibizaya]

[ Daddy needs to learn how to not be moe. ]

You don't go to the bathroom for me.

[pinkest]

[NEVER. Have a shocked gasp. He's totally messing with Izaya but it's fun to keep the act up.]

But I do! Otherwise Iza-chan would still be wearing diapers! It's a good thing I taught you, ne?

[chibizaya]

[ ...I'm pretty sure that was the sound of his brain breaking. ]

...HUH?!

[pinkest]

See, you learned from the best! And then if daddy didn't, daddy would die and nobody would be around to tuck Iza-chan in at night!

[chibizaya]

[ ...Did you just say that word. ...Yes you did. ]

...DON'T DIE, DADDY! UWAAAAAAAAH--

[ Crying and clinging to your leg like MAD. ]

[pinkest]

[YOU'RE SO CUTE, BBY...!! Psyche sits down on the floor and scoops Izaya into his arms, rocking him from side to side and patting his back.]

Shhh. Daddy isn't going anywhere right now, see?

[chibizaya]

[ Nope, can't hear you Dad just gonna keep crying. ]

D-don't leave me alone...!

[pinkest]

Daddy isn't leaving you, Izaya.

[Psyche kisses Izaya on the top of his head with a soft smile, now feeling somewhat guilty over making Izaya this distressed over an offhand comment. But he's patient, continuing to rock his son for a few more minutes before rolling onto his back and patting Izaya against his chest.]

Daddy is here. Daddy will always be here for you.

[chibizaya]

[ The motions calm him down a bit, and soon enough he stops crying. ]

...Promise?

[pinkest]

[He laughs a little bit. He squeezes Izaya in a bear hug and then offers his hand with only his pinky finger extended. ]

Pinky promise!