BABIES

[connike]

the babies meme

guidelines
→ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you may have.
→ Another character replies and suddenly you are a loving (??) couple with a child or multiple children!
→ Go from there! You can do literally whatever you want, from silly day-to-day domestic shenanigans to threads involving pregnancies to more serious topics. If you're short on ideas, you can look to other memes like The Domestic Meme or The Family Meme for inspiration.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

[ Quirks an eyebrow at the inital refusal. ]

u better not say its cuz im fat or soemthign

[botmaster]

Oh yeah, cause you're so fat.

[Roxy better notice how much sarcasm he puts in that comment, but just in case he sighs and walks over anyway, picking her up bridal style and turns back towards the door, walking on out.]

That almost sounds like you're questionin' my strength.

[fuckincakewake]

[ Gleeful little shriek at being lifted, kicks her legs as shes carted from the room. ]

do NOT drop me!!!

[ Then stop squirming, Lalonde! ]

[botmaster]

[He chuckles, carrying her out and down the hall.]

You act like I've dropped you before.

[He's still managed to keep a enough of a hold on her, even if she's still struggling. Once they're back in the room, he tosses her onto the bed.]

Better now?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Dirk may never have dropped her, but there is that one time she almost dropped Rose. It was a COMPLETE accident but she is very sensitive to it and has tapered back the drinking just in case her hands try and repeat the experience. Not that Dirk knows about it. Hopefully.

Little yelp as she's tossed on the bed. Attempts her best seductive pose- almost elbows herself in the stomach in trying to arrange her body that quickly. Not your best display.

SLOOOOOW WINK. ]

muuuhc better

[botmaster]

[No, Dirk doesn't know. If he did he might be a little more hard on her with her drinking. He's already got his worries, but he's okay right now. He's good. And now he's chuckling, shaking his head at her pose as he crawls into bed next to her.]

You're ridiculous.

[fuckincakewake]

[ Roxy laughs and tugs the blankets over them. For all her posturing she's not going to try anything on you tonight, Mister Strider. You innocence will remain intact. Naps or not, she's still pretty wiped.

And she's working on less drinking around babies. They don't really like the smell of gin anyway.

Yawns, reaching over to ruffle his hair. ]

AND
im the mother of ur babies

[botmaster]

[Oh good, he was so worried about his innocence. It's why he decided to move in with her, after all.

And he's noticed she's been drinking less. He has, and he appreciates it.

He rolls his eyes, pulling the blanket up to cover her shoulders, smiling very softly at her.]

This is true, and I'm quite content with that fact.
I mean, the last thing we need is these precious ectobiolical children of ours to have a life-changing parental crisis when they get older.
'You mean she's not really my mom?'

[botmaster]

[Oh good, he was so worried about his innocence. It's why he decided to move in with her, after all.

And he's noticed she's been drinking less. He has, and he appreciates it.

He rolls his eyes, pulling the blanket up to cover her shoulders, smiling very softly at her.]

This is true, and I'm quite content with that fact.
I mean, the last thing we need is these precious ectobiolical children of ours to have
life-changing parental crises when they get older.
'You mean she's not really my mom?'

[fuckincakewake]

[ Shrugs under the blankets, peering after Dirk. ]

i dunno
i thghout we handled teh news pretty well
we can jsut tel them they were adoptped
from space

[ Tugs Dirk over to her side of the bed. ]

[botmaster]

But with our same genetic make-up?
I don't think the adoption option will fly with these kids.
Rose especially.

[He doesn't respond to her tugging, but very easily (obviously because he does this ever night) slides over to her side of the bed, sliding up next to her.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Yawns, resting her head against Dirk's shoulder. Closes her eyes. ]

wahtever
then we tell them the truth
"ur parents were too scared to save the universe tehmselves
so we ecto-biologed heroes in the shape of u wigglers
no pressure"

[botmaster]

[[so this is quite relevant ]]

[He sighs, settling in and laying his cheek on the top of her head, closing his eyes as well.]

I'm sure that'll go over well.
But hey, at least we were honest.

[fuckincakewake]

[[ omg they are all so cutee. Thank you for such a fun thread! tag me any time ]]

[ Tilts her face towards Dirk's neck, already overwhelmed with sleep. Little yawn, barely getting this sentence out before she's fast asleep. ]

imnot gonna lie to these brats
who am i
my mother?

[botmaster]

[[I knoooowwwwww ahh. Dying. No, thank you. I had a blast. <3 and yeah, same. :3]]

[He yawns right after her, chuckling tiredly as he falls back asleep as well, managing to mumble out at the last minute:]

No, most definitely not.