my name is connie and i am a sucker for this meme

[connike]

 THE SICK DAY MEME

RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from there!

Comments

[everymanhashisprice]

Good... I'd have to fight them, and I prefer not to.

[itdoesntmeananything]

One, you're sicker than a dog, and two, I'd rather not have to get stabbed to make sure you don't shoot someone and go to jail for assault.

[everymanhashisprice]

Rich people don't go to jail. [he's only half joking]

[itdoesntmeananything]

Do you think nosy tabloids would keep the relationship you and I have under wraps?

[everymanhashisprice]

What proof would they have--? You're on my books as full-time busboy.

[itdoesntmeananything]

...I guess.

[He still worries!!]

[everymanhashisprice]

There's no pictures of us together and your policy of not showing affection in public means no witnesses outside the brothel.

... And people in this business keep their mouths shut, if nothing else...

[itdoesntmeananything]

I know...

[everymanhashisprice]

Don't look so worried....

[itdoesntmeananything]

I can't help it.

[everymanhashisprice]

Trust me, out of everything about me, you wouldn't be considered a scandal.

[itdoesntmeananything]

...I suppose.

[everymanhashisprice]

I'm old news, anyway... the tabloids had their moment with me and got bored. [he was a big deal for a few months, but not since he settled into this place and everything got very confidential surrounding him]

[itdoesntmeananything]

That's good news, at least.

[everymanhashisprice]

This business was a good choice... the secluded college town setting was an even better choice. [tabloids didn't like to travel out here, which meant famous people looking for a discreet lay were more inclined to make the trip]

[itdoesntmeananything]

Truly, you are a genius.

[everymanhashisprice]

I prefer... mad genius...

[itdoesntmeananything]

If you're a mad genius then I'm a psychopath.

[everymanhashisprice]

I prefer loyal companion.

[itdoesntmeananything]

"Companion", huh.

[everymanhashisprice]

You don't agree?

[itdoesntmeananything]

Sounds strange.

[...]

Then again, I am your personal hooker.

[everymanhashisprice]

Companion's a nicer word, don't you think?

[itdoesntmeananything]

I guess. I'm not sure I like either.

[everymanhashisprice]

What do prefer...? [he'll reach from his pillow and touch your bangs, tugging ever so lightly on them to tease]