If you go to bed with such bad hair the result will be even worse when you get up.

[After a few more seconds Akashi retracts his hands. Whether or not it actually did any good won't be known unless someone has a mirror handily nearby.]

How do you manage to mess it up so badly in the first place?
[Honestly, having such atrocious bed hair consistently every day? Do you fight in your sleep Tetsuya?]