Dude, do you even know my moniker? Merc with a Mouth. That means I need at least one joke or snappy retort or pop culture reference per page. Gotta keep the fans happy and spendin' their hard-earned, after all.

And without chickening out? Is that why you're all cowering in the corner like you're an 8-year-old girl and I'm the fucking Slenderman or some shit? Oh yeah, but you're totally the bigger man here. Right.

[He slouches sulkily against the wall, still glaring at Travis.] Bet you're a lousy kisser, too.