"Great. We'll have a stockpile of adorable squeaky cows. Hope no alien ambassadors come poking around in our Adorable Squeaky Cow Storage Area." Reaching the medbay, the door whooshes open and he leads the way, parting the sea of whispers as deftly as though he's Moses and the baby with the cow is his big stick. "Nurse Chapel," he calls over his shoulder, "find the stockpile of diapers for me. They should be in Cabinet 3A. Thank you."

"Right away, doctor."

Slowly, the activity of medbay resumes, letting Jim, McCoy, and the baby make it back to one of the tables in relative peace.