[Oh, they were making it to their fucking first birthday if Dirk had to lock them in a box somewhere. Or find a nanny. Both seemed to be on the same levels of ridiculous and out of the question, so instead he'd take it as a challenge and just...make Roxy help. They were partially her's too, it couldn't be a sole-Strider effort here.
But he needed to watch her when it came to those baby clothes. As fucking adorable as they were (so kawaii), money was an issue. Especially with how many diapers these little demons managed to go through per day. And the baby food. And the milk.
Which, speak of the devil, was done. He picked up one of the bottles and did the whole tester-thing. On his wrist, because once was enough when it came to testing the baby-shit-milk by drinking it. He still had nightmares. But when it was ready, he turned Rose over in his Arm so that she was looking up at him and gave her one. Then he picked up the other and handed it to Dave directly.
We'll go with genius, seeing as he's of the Strider clan.]
And who do you suppose is complicated enough to challenge his little baby mind? He's already obsessed with television, and it doesn't get much more complicated than those Spanish soaps.
that's okay! :3 I mean, it'd be kind of hypocritical if I minded........lol
But he needed to watch her when it came to those baby clothes. As fucking adorable as they were (so kawaii), money was an issue. Especially with how many diapers these little demons managed to go through per day. And the baby food. And the milk.
Which, speak of the devil, was done. He picked up one of the bottles and did the whole tester-thing. On his wrist, because once was enough when it came to testing the baby-shit-milk by drinking it. He still had nightmares. But when it was ready, he turned Rose over in his Arm so that she was looking up at him and gave her one. Then he picked up the other and handed it to Dave directly.
We'll go with genius, seeing as he's of the Strider clan.]
And who do you suppose is complicated enough to challenge his little baby mind?
He's already obsessed with television, and it doesn't get much more complicated than those Spanish soaps.